he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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