its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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