Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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