He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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