she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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