Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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