For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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