nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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