Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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