life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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