Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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