this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just high enough for therapy.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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