How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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