If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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