I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
