you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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