why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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