my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
