Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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