Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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