I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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