kristin has been a bad kristin
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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