I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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