East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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