dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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