Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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