I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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