I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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