Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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