After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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