If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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