we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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