Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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