This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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