could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Alive.
So much puke
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
third nipple confirmed
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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