the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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