Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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