its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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