Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Randomize
