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I feel great
I just peed on a car
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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