My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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