just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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