I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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