just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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