love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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