it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
