Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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