In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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