I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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