He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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