Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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