ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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