Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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