You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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